Not Quite Monthly

The start of 2009 is the time we have set as the official and final dry run before we permanently and officially announce the official duration of this magazine’s regular release schedules. Ever since the start of Sneeze, we have announced this as a magazine released once in 2 months. But in the long existence of Sneeze, it has been met with inconsistencies in regards to the zine’s punctuality. But last year, Sneeze has began to have a sort of semi-rebirth, with a frequency that is more serious this time. The one way Sneeze can be ensured of an official serious punctual existence is to make the magazine legitimate (and not the bastard mutant as it has always been over these past years).

It is in these recent months that we have concluded that Sneeze shall come out 9 times a year 1. January, 2. February, 3. March 4. April & May, 5. June, 6. July, 7. August & September, 8. October & November, and 9. December. In our study, it is never really practical to release it monthly because of its limited readership. Sneeze admits this because it really is not the kind of magazine meant for each and everybody out there. We do not have slutty naked idiotic models to grace our pages, we do not have gossips for people who enjoy moronic pleasure, & we do not have teenyboppers who promote ignorance and reckless materialism. We are SNEEZE. Meant for the subcultures, the outcasts, the geeks, freaks, rockers, metalheads, nerds, and artists. This is not meant for everybody because YOU RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY. WE ARE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY.




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